CRYSTAL | GOBLIN | MIST | WARD 13 | PLOT 7
We specialize in finger foods, with an occasional special menu item.
APPETIZERS
These sandwiches are a Powder Room staple & best seller. Stuck through with a lesbian flag toothpick.
FINGER SANDWICHES KEBABS
Grilled meats & veggies held in line with a rose phrygian gold skewer, perfect for a quickie if you're feeling peckish.
Pillow Princess
5,000
Princess Salmon smoked low and slow over Garlean red pine wood with a lightly salted cucumber on top.
5,000
The Ribbon (v)
Thinly sliced Steppe Radish over a fresh, herby, slightly sweet butter sauce, tied loosely with a chive ribbon.
Sara & Teegan
5,000
Roasted gagana, smoked gridanian almonds, olive oil mayonnaise, shallots, tarragon, ground night pepper, and Sharlayan salt.
The Strap
5,000
All meat, no veggies. This hefty skewer is filled to the brim with grilled Raptor, Aldgoat, and Okeanis tail.
5,000
Garden Kebab (v)
Put your mouth to work with these delicious tofu and veggie kebabs, marinated in a palm sugar, maple, and Thavnairian chili sauce.
Yakow Kebab
5,000
Aged Yakow chuck skewered through with fresh blood tomatoes, giant popotos, Doman eggplants, and Alnairian onion.
SPECIALS
Both Ways Wild Wings
5,000
Bone-in pygmy Hamsa wings served drenched in our signature [lesbian joke] sauce or tossed in [lesbian joke] rub. Paired with ranch, blue cheese, or [lesbian joke] hot sauce.
5,000
Blue Moon Oysters
Moon Oysters served with lemonettes on their mesmerizing silver shell that would make Menphina herself green with envy.
BREADS & DIPS
Housemade breads that are enjoyed by one and all.
Made by real lesbians!
BREADS DIPS
An assortment of delights to dip your bread into. From savory to sweet, we have it all! (More or less.)
Naan
5,000
Made to order from the tops of our stoves to the basket on your table. This naan comes in plain or garlic, served with roasted garden beet hummus.
5,000
Femme Focaccia (v)
This flirty toast is our take on a classic focaccia with an aromatic, floral twist. Roasted rosemary, a sprinkle of periwinkle, and a drop of rosewater.
Pretzel (v)
5,000
Do a little twist with our silly-shaped pretzels and enjoy them with any of our savory or sweet dips.
Spinach & Artichoke (v)
5,000
Mist spinach and maiden artichoke come together in this tasty, creamy dip. Little do most people know: the artichoke is a flower.
5,000
Baked Onion
Loagthan broth and plenty of aromatics make the base for this cyclops onion dip. Enjoy with your bread of choice.
Sapphic S'mores
5,000
A delightful mixture of dark and milk chcolate, swirled with perpetually melted marshmallow, and topped with a crispy honey roasted cracker.
SPECIALS
Spread-Em Monkey Bread
5,000
Cinnamon and brown sugar bread drenched in a rich caramel sauce. Perfect for sharing with friends at the table. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty!
ENTRÉES & DESSERTS
These sandwiches are a Powder Room staple & best seller. Stuck through with a lesbian flag toothpick.
ENTRÉES DESSERTS
Grilled meats & veggies held in line with a rose phrygian gold skewer, perfect for a quickie if you're feeling peckish.
Butch's Beer Battered Barracuda
5,000
Ghoul Barracuda battered with ale from golden barley, served with tartar saurce and a side of crispy russet popoto fries.
5,000
Burger
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Burger (v)
5,000
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Pixie Apple Turnover
5,000
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5,000
Lemon & Lavender Waffle Bites
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Coffee Biscuits
5,000
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SPECIALS
Konpeito
5,000
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Almond Cream Croissant
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DRINKS
Housemade breads that are enjoyed by one and all.
Made by real lesbians!
NON-ALCOHOLIC ALCOHOLIC
An assortment of delights to dip your bread into. From savory to sweet, we have it all! (More or less.)
Cuppa Tea
5,000
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5,000
Sparkling Citrus Punch
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Aguas Frescas
5,000
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Pixieberry Daiqueeri
5,000
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Harcot Harlot
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Anything Else
5,000
We have an extensive cabinet of liquor, if you want something, just ask our bartender if we have it!
SPECIALS
Fruity Cocktail
5,000
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Piña Colada
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